People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know
where
my watch is, buddy ...where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when
I ask where the bathroom is??
People in the supermarket check out line who wait until their entire
bill is rung up before they begin writing their check. Hello...is the
store
name going to change, or the date, or your signature before the clerk
finishes? Get a clue!
People who are willing to get off their butts to
search the entire room for the dang TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change it manually!
When people say..."Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it,
too."
Well screw that!!! What good is a dang piece of cake if you can't eat it?
What
should I do...eat someone else's piece of cake instead??
When people say..."It's always the last place you look." No Duhh!!
Why
the heck would you keep looking for it after you've already found it?? Do
people do this?? Who and where are they??
When people say, while watching a movie ... "Did you see that?" No,
dummy, I paid $7.50 to come to a theater and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for??
People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya buddy?
When something is "New & Improved," Which is it? If it's new, there
has
never been anything before it. If it's an improvement then there must
have
been something before it!
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you
know how fast you were going. "You should know, jerk. You're the one
that pulled me over!"
Chain letters! Who the heck thinks that by
annoying other people with stupid mail with no meaning, that they will
grant
you a wish, or make
your long-lost love fall into your arms. Bull! I'm so sure that by
breaking a stupid chain letter that the computer gods are going to curse me!!
What a crock!!!
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